Not so new after all

New Year feels like any other day to me except with fireworks and a huge influx of people in Marina pushing and shoving just to see and take pictures/videos of fireworks; only to make a mad dash in a rabid frenzy 8 minutes later so as not to miss the last train home. Retarded I swear. Might as well stay out for the night right?

So I hopped on the train and bade au revoir to my friends at Dhoby Ghaut to meet Ashu, Ievan and Joseph for a kinky night out at Play! ;D

It was horrible actually. Fugly nasal bengs and mats groping each other on the dance floor, it looks more like a soft, primal orgy. Oh, and the vodka cranberry there is all cranberry; can't taste the poison at all!

Not bothering with New Year resolutions more and more because they're all kind of ambitious.

1. No bitching
2. Eat less, save money
3. Eat cheap, save money

New Year's Eve

Alyssa, Amirah, Ly, Hyrah

I look so mat here blueh

Thinking of shopping but most of stores closed down early except for the casinos so we hit Chanel, one of the few stores trying to cash in on the crowd of the not-so-affluent majority Singaporeans. The Chanel here is rather sparse and showcasing Chanel's Fall/Winter 2010 collection and some of the more evergreen Chanel pieces like jewellery and cosmetics. And I bought a military rucksack bag from Topman! Heehee~

Connection's a bitch I don't know why so difficult to make calls/sms.

Ohhh have I mentioned this? It's a coin well where the susceptible and naive make a wish and throw coins. Ambitious that we are, we tried to spin the coin around the circumference of this huge-ass glass bowl only for the coin to slide down to the black hole down below together with the other coin denizens.

Apparently, you can communicate with the person from the other side by speaking to the rim of the bowl so we did this and we got some mat reply us. So we started a convo and the mat was being their usual their mat self and talking in mat lingo and it gets pretty boring from there.

Meet up with J.A.I. ho ho ho being hoes that we are. 

Can't find a decent picture so nah Joseph and me. Though this isn't really decent in any way

And omg they complain about lots of stuff. Like the smoke machine compromised their vision and the ugly, rowdy crowd. They'll confirm die and get choked to death if they ever venture into a straight club I tell you.

The New Year

Starting off the day at Raffles City doing up tvprod, with me being two hours late from oversleeping and trying (and failing) in putting on contacts. Wahhh my eye have such a great defence mechanism. It kept spasming each time my finger came close to my eye. Long eyelashes don't help either as my eyes kept fluttering like a moth on fire.

On the train, late and flustered, only to find myself standing in front of three gay Malay boys checking me out. Thinking that I don't understand Malay or something, they talk about them "nak tembus" (dicks so hard and wanting to stick out from their pants). Disgusting. They are so mat oh my god plaids and shades on the train just scream pretentious.

Fat people should really be banned from wearing bowties. Just saw this Humpty Dumpty wearing a crisp white shirt and a red bow tie oh my god are you from the circus or something? 

So fierce

He think he hot. K I shan't bring myself down to a level by criticising other people lest I dropped to the same standard of dressing as that unfortunate lardass but sometimes I can't help it and baulk at the sheer ugliness of the situation.

Wtf btw go google fat asian guy in bowtie with safe search off. Porn galore.

Screw it; I guess I'm not gonna be an angel this year.