Ugly Betteh

Second day of Hari Raya and went around visiting people's home as always and eat whatever stuff that they cook and kuehs they made/bought. Anyway, there is this one particular house where there is a weighing scale so what me and cousin did is took turns weighing ourselves on the scale to see how heavy we are after we ate. My sis weighs 43kg bitch. Mine was 46kg but I was wearing socks and three helpings of lontongs, rendangs and the like so yeah not counted.
I was trying to switched on my fan for ages until I lost it and asked my mum whether she had turned on the electricity. She replied coolly by saying that if the lights in your room are on, obviously I've turned on the electricity. Touché touché.

BATTLE OF THE BRAINS

MUM     1     ISKANDAR     0

I am sooo stoked that I'm still receiving green packets from my relatives yay! But rather offended when some asked me "you sec what ah?" -.- Do I look that young? And I am trading Hypnos's gift with season three of Ugly Betty.