Budak Zaman Sekarang

Finally got my specs done! It's an (almost) exact replica of my previous specs which I sorely missed. But my new specs is like, 3/15 of the price of my previous specs so yayyy~

Kevin got himself a monopod (which in my opinion you can just use a tripod or just attach your camera to a bamboo pole but who am I to say lol not my area of expertise). So after getting our goodies we head over to town with Elise. And finally, an outing without L4D! Went to catch a midnight movie instead (What's Your Number?, which result in a very awkward moment when I told the popcorn boy that).

Oh, and while we're outside H&M chillin' this ang moh guy gave me and Kevin the eye while he walked past us sipping his coke like a slut and we're like, whut.

Need on ceiling on top of bed

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Twitter has this like #zamanprimaryschool or whatever shit thing so instead of annoying the fuck out of my followers with the hash tag spam, i shall list them down here instead:

#zamanprimaryschool

• Peed in class because I'm scared of going to the toilet for fear of the momok in the toilet
• Rebelled against my mother tongue teacher because she's useless (everyone cheered for my "bravery", but that stupidity earned me a call to the office and my mum berated on me in front of everyone and I cried. Not so cool anymore. Oh, it earned me some whippings with a belt back home. And since my mum is a professional dominatrix, it hurts like fuck)
• Raise mealworms for science project. I cut the air holes too big, and when I came back home from overseas, my study desk was swarmed with ants and most of my mealworms died in various stages of their life cycle. The ones that grew into beetles probably seek refuge in the hidden enclaves of my room and set up a colony or something.
• Line up in twos.
• Pokemon cards.
• Make crush gear origami. I must add, I'm rather good at customising them with cannons and wings and whatever decal shit.
• Silent reading.
• Gymnastics for PE. So fun~

#zamansecondaryschool

• Cross-dressed as a teacher for my class act for a Teacher's Day concert, which result in the discipline master to cancel performances from individual classes and only the drama club gets to perform.
• Forced to actually run for this compulsory sports race, and somehow, I managed to clinch the second-runner up for my house in the race. Which results in gasps from the school hall because I'm not a sporty person. #fuckyeahmoment
• Giving and receiving presents and cards for Valentine's Day.
• Food rationing for Total Defence Day. More like a feast. Since Total Defence comes after Valentine's Day, It's two days worth of massive school pot luck session.
• Night study. More like gossip session with fast food.
• 'O' levels. Screwed it up, but my fault for taking it so lightly. Seriously, watch movie even though there's a paper the next day and shopping, I deserve it.
• Ankle socks are cool.
• Fingernail checks.
• Sing national anthem (primary school also lah).
• Breakouts~
• My teacher asked me whether I'm gay lol.

#zamanpolytechnic

• Thank god I picked Mass Comm, much to the dismay of my family who wanted me to go to JC, or at least go Engineering. Wanted TP's design but it's like on the other side of the island. So, I settled for NP. Though I did not regret my choice, of course.
• Well, who can forget the Gossip Girl fiasco?
• I did not expect to see maths in mass comm. Evil in the form of MRM and MM.
• Friends may become strangers, strangers may become friends.
• Lectures are for tumblr, neopets and robot unicorn.
• Shouting "SP NURSING!!!" whenever we did stupid shit.
• Hi-five random people on the street.
• Saying "CHEER YOU UP!!!" to people wearing that hideous Hang Ten/Giordano/Bossini "Cheer You Up" shirt.
• Quotable quotes: e.g. "E-mail like free only" - Jessica Tan